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Stocker, Not Stalker by cu-kid Stocker, Not Stalker by cu-kid
Inspired by a conversation between the ladies at the Harem...something about seeing if Jareth could rock the blue apron (which is a VEST! so it's perfect!). Full credit for Jareth's dialogue goes to Spring!

Took a page from :iconpika-la-cynique:'s style (who I hope doesn't mind the poor imitation!).







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:iconcrazykitty2222:
Crazykitty2222 Featured By Owner Sep 24, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Well um as a female I take great offence
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:iconcu-kid:
cu-kid Featured By Owner Sep 30, 2013
Haha... :-o (Eek)  I would blame the Harem Ladies, since it was dialogue taken from a conversation with them, but really it's my own fault for giving it an image :| Thanks for adding it to your favs, though!
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:iconkereea:
Kereea Featured By Owner May 19, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Well, he did want to go find a job...
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:iconreinedelutin:
reinedelutin Featured By Owner Dec 5, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
Jareth. At Walmart. As a shelf stocker.

"Welcome to Walmart. Get your shit and get out. Have a nice day" - Walter, Jeff Dunham
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:iconcu-kid:
cu-kid Featured By Owner Dec 6, 2011
:lmao:
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:iconreinedelutin:
reinedelutin Featured By Owner Dec 7, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
Yeah, that's what I thought :D
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:iconx-pixiehat-x:
x-Pixiehat-x Featured By Owner Dec 3, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
Pfffft. XD
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:iconshengirl:
Shengirl Featured By Owner Dec 3, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Lol, not helping your "not evil" case there, Jareth.

Cute comic. :D
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:iconcu-kid:
cu-kid Featured By Owner Dec 4, 2011
LOL! Thanks!
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:iconmelancholy-meloy:
Melancholy-Meloy Featured By Owner Dec 3, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
Owww.... I laughed so hard it hurt.
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:iconmissrotem:
missrotem Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2011
rofl
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:iconsnapeslover:
snapeslover Featured By Owner Dec 1, 2011
HAHAHAHAHA!!!!! *LMFAO!* I love it!
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:iconcu-kid:
cu-kid Featured By Owner Dec 1, 2011
Thanks!
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:icontharailwaydra:
tharailwaydra Featured By Owner Dec 1, 2011
meh, it reminds me more of the movie "employe of the month"
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:iconcu-kid:
cu-kid Featured By Owner Dec 1, 2011
Lol! I can totally se that!
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:iconslvrdreamer:
slvrdreamer Featured By Owner Dec 1, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
soooo what walmart dose he work in? it would be so worth the trip just for that
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:iconcu-kid:
cu-kid Featured By Owner Dec 1, 2011
Lol, right?! I'm keeping my eyes peeled at mine, just in case...
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:iconboxjelly1:
Boxjelly1 Featured By Owner Dec 1, 2011  Student Digital Artist
that's amazing XD lol, next to being king, a Stocker would be Jareth's perfect job
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:iconcu-kid:
cu-kid Featured By Owner Dec 1, 2011
Agreed--I think he can totally rock the vest! :XD:
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:iconmidnaoftwilight3519:
MidnaofTwilight3519 Featured By Owner Dec 1, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
OMG! I love it! This is soooo funny. Brilliant style too, you should try it quite often. It'd make Pika proud!!! LOL I so love this...
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:iconcu-kid:
cu-kid Featured By Owner Dec 1, 2011
Hahaha, thanks! I dunno if it would make her proud, but I at least hope she didn't mind too much! :)
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:iconmidnaoftwilight3519:
MidnaofTwilight3519 Featured By Owner Dec 1, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
LOL Aw! I'm sure she'd like it, she's very nice and supportive about that sort of thing. You should do more like this, it's brilliant!
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:iconcu-kid:
cu-kid Featured By Owner Dec 1, 2011
I hope so! As for more...lol, maybe...if the muse strikes again (or those clever Harem ladies, LOL).
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:iconmidnaoftwilight3519:
MidnaofTwilight3519 Featured By Owner Dec 1, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
XD Oooh! LOL I certainly hope they do, lovie!
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:iconowlishmystic:
owlishmystic Featured By Owner Dec 1, 2011  Hobbyist
Hahahah! totally made my day!
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:iconcu-kid:
cu-kid Featured By Owner Dec 1, 2011
Awesome! :)
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:iconpika-la-cynique:
Pika-la-Cynique Featured By Owner Dec 1, 2011  Professional General Artist
:)

What?? The King doing manual labour?? I mean I'm sure he levitates the boxes, yet gasp nonetheless! :D
Also, very classy, You Majesty. :/

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:iconcu-kid:
cu-kid Featured By Owner Dec 1, 2011
Either that or the goblins are doing the work for him... :)
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:iconhawthorne-cat:
hawthorne-cat Featured By Owner Nov 30, 2011  Professional General Artist
LOLZ!
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:iconcu-kid:
cu-kid Featured By Owner Dec 1, 2011
:)
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:iconspotzle:
spotzle Featured By Owner Nov 30, 2011
This just makes my entire day!

-Spring
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:iconcu-kid:
cu-kid Featured By Owner Nov 30, 2011
Lol! Glad you like it! Thanks for the great dialogue :XD:
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:iconundergrounddaydreams:
So fantastic! I love you for making this real! :)
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:iconcu-kid:
cu-kid Featured By Owner Nov 30, 2011
That image was just too good to pass up! Thanks! :)
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:iconjaderook:
jaderook Featured By Owner Nov 30, 2011
Love it! :)
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:iconcu-kid:
cu-kid Featured By Owner Nov 30, 2011
Thanks!
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:iconsurelady:
Surelady Featured By Owner Nov 30, 2011
Love it! The look on his face is priceless :)
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:iconcu-kid:
cu-kid Featured By Owner Nov 30, 2011
Lol, I was hoping to pull *that* look off. You know the one I'm talking about :)
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:iconjinx1764:
jinx1764 Featured By Owner Nov 30, 2011  Professional General Artist
Awesome!
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:iconcu-kid:
cu-kid Featured By Owner Nov 30, 2011
Thanks!
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:iconstartraveller776:
startraveller776 Featured By Owner Nov 30, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
:rofl: This is just too perfect!! I love it!
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:iconcu-kid:
cu-kid Featured By Owner Nov 30, 2011
You know what would be perfect? A little fanfic to go with it... :D
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:iconstartraveller776:
startraveller776 Featured By Owner Dec 1, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
You are evil! EVIL!

:shakefist:
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:iconcu-kid:
cu-kid Featured By Owner Dec 1, 2011
Fodder for the muse, m'dear :XD: At least you'll never run out of ideas!
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:iconspotzle:
spotzle Featured By Owner Dec 1, 2011
Oh yes, I totally agree. If only someone would write it...
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:iconcu-kid:
cu-kid Featured By Owner Dec 1, 2011
Wouldn't that be great? There's this one author, over on FF...she'd be perfect for it. :XD:
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:iconwizzcat:
wizzcat Featured By Owner Nov 30, 2011
Yes. Yes. Yes! Love it! And the little smiley detail on his pendant - perfect! HA!
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:iconcu-kid:
cu-kid Featured By Owner Nov 30, 2011
Hahaha, I almost didn't put that smiley there (don't mess with the medallion!), but it just seemed necessary :nod:
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